We usually embrace all of the people’s choices regarding what they want to wear. However, there is a time when we have to end it. Take this dude, for example, who we bumped into this morning on our way to work. You are not Prince; you will never be Prince, you might be just like your father, too bold, but we beg you to respect the purple rain.
And we do suggest you put something on to protect your head. You wouldn’t want the next headlines to be; “A very unsuccessful attempt to look like Prince came to an end today, when the so-called rider thought it was more important to look cool than to stay alive.”
A Parent's Lesson
So this is another way of teaching the parents a lesson in life. Texaco gas station was so fed up with children running around the place, risking their own lives and others around them, that they decided to teach the parents a lesson once and for all.
What could be worse for a mother or father being around their children after consuming a Red Bull or two and possessing a Kazoo? How cruel can that be? We can guarantee that after experiencing this once, the next time they visit Texaco, there is no chance the kids will leave the car.
Ohio Is Everywhere
For some context — this Ohio-loving vehicle was found in Australia, of all places. Just imagine the journey this car did, from the middle of nowhere, Ohio, all the way to Australia. To see an American number plate in South America or Europe is one thing, but anything spotted Down Under always fascinates us. And then it hit us.
This car wasn't found after a long journey at all. As it turns out, there is also a place in Australia called Ohio. It is in New South Wales, and it's relatively small; however, according to this photo, some people are proud to live there. And anyway, we are sure there are many Americans down there who are proud of their motherland.
Missing Person
Where do we begin? There are some women out there who just won't take no for an answer, and when this poor guy decided enough was enough and that divorce was the only solution, she wasn't having any of that. There was a limit to what she could handle, and not having him contribute to the family household was more than she could cope with.
By putting him in the trunk, she assured him he gets to work on time, gets paid at the end of the month, and pays his way through the Zara and Walmart bills. She picks him up from work the same way.
Modern Begging
Technology has affected us all, and not one thing hasn't changed. Even homeless people and how they ask for money to make their living is not what it used to be. If, twenty years ago, we would see a homeless person lying on a street corner, in his rags, hugging a dog (they always have a stray dog with them), then it's completely different these days.
A skunk has exchanged the dog, and the homeless man doesn't even need to be around. The skunk is there to save the spot so no other beggar takes over. Especially not at Christmas time when it gets really busy, and they can make a fortune.