Technology has affected us all, and not one thing hasn’t changed. Even homeless people and how they ask for money to make their living is not what it used to be. If, twenty years ago, we would see a homeless person lying on a street corner, in his rags, hugging a dog (they always have a stray dog with them), then it’s completely different these days.
A skunk has exchanged the dog, and the homeless man doesn’t even need to be around. The skunk is there to save the spot so no other beggar takes over. Especially not at Christmas time when it gets really busy, and they can make a fortune.
Easy Rider
We usually embrace all of the people's choices regarding what they want to wear. However, there is a time when we have to end it. Take this dude, for example, who we bumped into this morning on our way to work. You are not Prince; you will never be Prince, you might be just like your father, too bold, but we beg you to respect the purple rain.
And we do suggest you put something on to protect your head. You wouldn't want the next headlines to be; "A very unsuccessful attempt to look like Prince came to an end today, when the so-called rider thought it was more important to look cool than to stay alive."
Missing Person
Where do we begin? There are some women out there who just won't take no for an answer, and when this poor guy decided enough was enough and that divorce was the only solution, she wasn't having any of that. There was a limit to what she could handle, and not having him contribute to the family household was more than she could cope with.
By putting him in the trunk, she assured him he gets to work on time, gets paid at the end of the month, and pays his way through the Zara and Walmart bills. She picks him up from work the same way.
Good Dog
Please note. This next photo has not been photoshopped; neither have any children been injured. This is a doll's head the pitbull is playing with. This is the most terrifying image we can come across any day. Yes, we know it's not real, but still.
The next thing we suppose will happen is the dog throwing up the rest of the doll it had already consumed. Why don't these dog owners take better care of their pets? Who are they trying to impress? And why do we have to see images like this even though they are not real, photoshopped, or interesting at all?
Caution Ahead
We love a play on words. We love and appreciate people who think out of the box and turn simple things into interesting moments full of humor. What we can't stand are laziness and people who do something for the sake of doing it. If you are going to update a road sign, the least you can do is do it properly.
Instead of using those cheap white stickers and handwritten letters, whatever happened to proper gangster graffiti spray? It would have looked much more professional, and people might have even taken notice. Next time you want to update a road sign, come to us. We'll show you how it's done.