All you can eat sounds like a good idea in theory, but there is something a little off about a never-ending supply of steak, pancakes, lobster and biscuits, all sitting under a heat lamp.
Save yourself a stomach ache, pick a food and just go with it.
Chain restaurants
There’s one in every city in America and they are all exactly the same.
Next time treat yourself to more than Olive Garden and check out a one of a kind local restaurant instead.
Knickknacks
They take up shelf space, collet dust and are absolutely worthless.
What’s the deal with knickknacks?
Bar soap
Bar soap is gross and not for sharing, and the things that stick to it, ugh.
Liquid soap just looks and smells better.
Tax cuts for the rich
It’s about time somebody worried about the rich minority in America.
Hope you’re not too attached to the surplus economy. It was nice while it lasted.