Pillows, pillows everywhere, on every bed, chair, couch and surface in the house.
They don’t have any use and it takes you ten minutes to take them off the bed before you can go to sleep.
Metal detectors
There’s nothing cooler than someone walking down the beach with one of these babies.
And they can also take you to dinner and pay with tons of old bottlecaps and absolutely nothing of value.
Juice from concentrate
I’m not saying you have to squeeze an orange every morning, but fresh OJ comes in a box and all you need to do is pour.
Instead, you can take a can out of the freezer, mix with water and wait. Who thought this was a good idea?
Catalogs
Just in case Amazon and shopping malls aren’t enough for you, here’s a magazine with all the stuff we sell.
Please look over EVERYTHING before you decide what to spend your money on.
Avon
I don’t get Avon, women in pink come to your home and charge you double for pyramid scheme makeup.
Why not go to Sephora or Mac or go to the drugstore for the cheaper brands.