Even Gisele can’t make these look good.
They are like regular pants but with pleats around the waist, you know, where people want to look the widest.
Mrs. Dash Gives Them Flavor
The world is full of exotic spices and flavors, but baby boomers seem to be stuck on just one – Mrs. Dash and use it on everything.
Hmmm, tastes... the same.
They Love Shopping Channels
As if we all don’t already buy too much stuff we don’t need, now there are entire networks of useless products transmitting 24/7.
Even capitalism could use a break from time to time.
Play Racquetball
Just like tennis but instead of enjoying the open air, you are stuck in a tiny room, hitting a ball against the wall and smelling your own sweat.
What’s the point? Why not just play tennis?
Patterned Wallpaper in the Bathroom
Wallpaper almost always looks bad, but baby boomers put it everywhere.
Including the bathroom.