It’s true that millennials eat strange things.
I mean, who doesn’t love kombucha and sprouted nuts? But at least they have never made anyone suffer through the indignity of eating broccoli grape salad dipped in mayonnaise.
Meatloaf Forevermore
There is one meal each week dreaded by every child, you guessed it, it’s meatloaf night! It’s a gross rectangle, covered in brown slime with a bland taste.
And you wonder why hipster food is so popular?
Buy Infomercial Products
Like regular commercials aren’t bad enough, each one of these lasts for half an hour.
Infomercials are proof that people with too much money will buy anything.
Fall for Avon's Pyramid Schemes
I don’t get Avon, women in pink come to your home and charge you double for this pyramid makeup scheme.
Why not go to Sephora or Mac or go to the drugstore for the cheaper brands.
Flip Through Catalogs
Just in case Amazon and shopping malls aren’t enough for you, here’s a magazine with all the stuff we sell.
Please look over EVERYTHING before you decide what to spend your money on.