I don’t get Avon, women in pink come to your home and charge you double for this pyramid makeup scheme.
Why not go to Sephora or Mac or go to the drugstore for the cheaper brands.
Buy Infomercial Products
Like regular commercials aren’t bad enough, each one of these lasts for half an hour.
Infomercials are proof that people with too much money will buy anything.
Eat Salads That Make No Sense
It’s true that millennials eat strange things.
I mean, who doesn’t love kombucha and sprouted nuts? But at least they have never made anyone suffer through the indignity of eating broccoli grape salad dipped in mayonnaise.
Flip Through Catalogs
Just in case Amazon and shopping malls aren’t enough for you, here’s a magazine with all the stuff we sell.
Please look over EVERYTHING before you decide what to spend your money on.
Throw Throw Pillows Everywhere
Pillows, pillows everywhere, on every bed, chair, couch, and surface in the house.
They don’t have any use and it takes you ten minutes to take them off the bed before you can go to sleep.