Pillows, pillows everywhere, on every bed, chair, couch, and surface in the house.
They don’t have any use and it takes you ten minutes to take them off the bed before you can go to sleep.
Fall for Avon's Pyramid Schemes
I don’t get Avon, women in pink come to your home and charge you double for this pyramid makeup scheme.
Why not go to Sephora or Mac or go to the drugstore for the cheaper brands.
Flip Through Catalogs
Just in case Amazon and shopping malls aren’t enough for you, here’s a magazine with all the stuff we sell.
Please look over EVERYTHING before you decide what to spend your money on.
Drink Concentrated Juice
I’m not saying you have to squeeze an orange every morning, but fresh OJ comes in a box and all you need to do is pour.
Instead, you can take a can out of the freezer, mix it with water and wait. Who thought this was a good idea?
Utilize Metal Detectors
There’s nothing cooler than someone walking down the beach with one of these babies.
And they can also take you to dinner and pay with tons of old bottle caps and absolutely nothing of value.