The veteran TV show has been on the air for over twenty years, taking the news and making it longer.
The only question left to ask is, why?
Utilize Metal Detectors
There’s nothing cooler than someone walking down the beach with one of these babies.
And they can also take you to dinner and pay with tons of old bottle caps and absolutely nothing of value.
Place Potpourri at Home
Does anyone know or want to know what potpourri smells like?
It seems like the odor never escapes the weirdly shaped bowls it is placed in.
Eat Way Too Much Processed Foods
I guess baby boomers got sick of real food and decided that processed was the way to go.
We have them to thank for the popularity of TV dinners and canned food.
Tax the Rich
It’s about time somebody worried about the rich minority in America.
Hope you’re not too attached to the surplus economy. It was nice while it lasted.