Texas is in the South and so close to the equator, therefore making its temperature as hot as it gets. In some areas, it is both hot and humid, while others have more arid conditions, but one thing is for sure, summertime in Texas is hot hot hot. Nothing can convey the state’s weather better than a sign such as this one.
Even Christmas and January are hot, just not as hot as the summer and the “summerer.” If Texas had a motto, it would probably be: “Hotter Than a Jalapeño in July!” Forget about baking cookies in your car, you could probably cook a full-blown barbecue on your dashboard!
Truck Pool
Everyone knows what it’s like to roll up to the community pool expecting to be able to jump into some nice, chilly water and relax, only to find every single one of their neighbors filling it to the brim. So, these guys decided to get creative and come up with a solution to beat the summer heat: they made their own pool.
What are the ingredients for a DIY truck pool? Well, first you need a truck, then, of course, a tarp, and some cool water and/or ice to fill it up. The bad news is, you won’t be diving or playing Marco Polo, but the good news is no one that you don’t want to invite can come into your pool!
Matching Outfits
This young couple loved camo so much that they decided to match their outfits for this charming photo. Unfortunately, they blended in a little too well with the décor. We can't help but wonder what their wedding will look like! Picture this: a camo-themed extravaganza with guests playing hide-and-seek to find the bride and groom.
They might need neon signs saying, "They're here!" just to avoid a treasure hunt wedding. But hey, at least they'll be a unique sight to behold on their big day – the couple who took "matching outfits" to a whole new level! Here's to love, laughter, and camouflaged romance!
Dancing Shoes
For those that live in Texas, sometimes they’ve got to deal with rules and regulations that are specific to them; and that northerners just wouldn’t understand. This sign wouldn’t phase too many tourists unless they were dressed to blend in with the rest of the cowboy hat, spur-wearing crowd.
But bar owners got a little tired of all of the deep scratches they were getting all over their tabletops, thanks to their loyal patrons – so they decided to put up this sign that says it all. They would have tried to ban spurs all around, but then they wouldn’t have any customers to serve drinks to!
Satan
Texas summers can be hot and uncomfortable, you could even say the heat is hellish. And if we're already talking about hell, that reminds us of an old nemesis of ours who just loves the heat - Satan. It’s no surprise that Texans are making jokes about giving their climate back to the devil in exchange for milder weather conditions.
The weather in Texas seems to have a wicked sense of humor as if Satan himself took a masterclass in meteorology! People are walking around with portable fans, but those are just devilishly futile attempts to cool down. Texas would make the perfect inferno relocation program!