Texas summers can be hot and uncomfortable, you could even say the heat is hellish. And if we’re already talking about hell, that reminds us of an old nemesis of ours who just loves the heat – Satan. It’s no surprise that Texans are making jokes about giving their climate back to the devil in exchange for milder weather conditions.
The weather in Texas seems to have a wicked sense of humor as if Satan himself took a masterclass in meteorology! People are walking around with portable fans, but those are just devilishly futile attempts to cool down. Texas would make the perfect inferno relocation program!
The Four Seasons
Texas is in the South and so close to the equator, therefore making its temperature as hot as it gets. In some areas, it is both hot and humid, while others have more arid conditions, but one thing is for sure, summertime in Texas is hot hot hot. Nothing can convey the state's weather better than a sign such as this one.
Even Christmas and January are hot, just not as hot as the summer and the "summerer." If Texas had a motto, it would probably be: "Hotter Than a Jalapeño in July!" Forget about baking cookies in your car, you could probably cook a full-blown barbecue on your dashboard!
Dancing Shoes
For those that live in Texas, sometimes they’ve got to deal with rules and regulations that are specific to them; and that northerners just wouldn’t understand. This sign wouldn’t phase too many tourists unless they were dressed to blend in with the rest of the cowboy hat, spur-wearing crowd.
But bar owners got a little tired of all of the deep scratches they were getting all over their tabletops, thanks to their loyal patrons – so they decided to put up this sign that says it all. They would have tried to ban spurs all around, but then they wouldn’t have any customers to serve drinks to!
Texas Wedding Transportation
Why on Earth would you just do the same old, boring wedding ceremony where everyone is crammed into a church and sits there fighting off yawns for 30 minutes when you could do – this? Weddings in Texas are a lot more fun than most cookie-cutter ceremonies; we’ll give them that.
This couple went all out Texas-style with their vows, no holds barred. These bulls actually officiated the entire thing. And don’t worry, even though it seems like the bride’s dress may not survive around those horns, everything went beautifully.
Calamari a la Houston
People in Texas like to get creative when it comes to hosting parties for different occasions. This just so happened to be a party on a Friday, so naturally – no hot dog buns were allowed. This family decided that instead of mixing the dogs altogether, they’d tear them up and slap an identifying sign on them that reads, “redneck calamari.”
We aren’t entirely sure what that white stuff is in those bowls, but we’d probably be a bit wary of eating it. They easily could have just put out a can of squeezy-easy cheese and called it a day. After all, who doesn’t love squeeze cheese?