If there’s anything that this sign proves is that you really don’t want to trespass while in Texas. Unless, of course, you want to meet your maker. We know that he’s got peppers and potatoes for sale, but other than that, we’re as lost as the next guy. You want to do what with those potatoes, sir? It seems as though Google doesn’t work around here.
But hey, who needs Google when you’ve got a Texan farmer with a stand full of mystery veggies, right? So, if you’re brave enough to enter this uncharted territory, be prepared for an adventure of a lifetime! But remember, no trespassing allowed, or you might just end up meeting your maker – the farmer, that is!
Happy
There is indeed a town called Happy in Texas, and they know how to sell themselves. So, as they say, turn that frown upside down and get smiling. There is nothing more important to the residents of Happy than being happy and making visitors feel welcome. Is it really possible that a whole town would be without a frown? Probably not, but we'd like to imagine that it can be.
Their happiness game is strong! From cheerful street parades to the most vibrant local festivals, the folks in Happy sure know how to spread the joy. In this town, every day feels like a fun-filled celebration. You might even spot their legendary "Happiness Patrol" on their colorful bicycles, ensuring abundant smiles and laughter echo through the streets.
Lone Star Outhouse
Some things that you can imagine being “bigger” in Texas are amazing – steaks, margaritas, and parties. But then there are some things that you probably don’t want to think about too much – as is the case for this outhouse. Nice job, Jack. Now, you should probably get out of there before the guy who will use that shows up.
And trust me, you don't want to mess with a Texan who's been holding it in for too long! Texans may be friendly and welcoming, but let's say they can be quite protective of their bathroom time too.
All That Glitters
Cheerleaders typically decorate themselves with these, shimmery pompoms. There is no way anyone is going to be looking anywhere else but at all of that glittering décor. These girls look like they’re dressing up to be ornaments on an enormous Christmas tree.
And let me tell you, they've got the spirit of the holiday season all year round! If Santa ever decided to host a cheerleading squad at the North Pole, these gals would be at the top of the list. With their high-flying jumps and dazzling moves, they could light up the darkest winter nights.
Fancy Dog
Any self-respecting Texan knows how to prepare a family feast quickly and efficiently. Take this good uncle who is cooking up dinner for a large and rowdy bunch. He needed to think fast and come up with a way to cook several hot dogs at once, and voila—the rake came into play.
Northerners would probably shudder at the thought of eating a hot dog that had been cooked at the end of something that’s used to gather dirt on the ground, but these Southerners don’t seem to mind at all. Then again, they’re probably all pretty drunk from those tallboys, so maybe that’s why.