Okay, so you love your tree, we get it. Trees are awesome. But paving your driveway around it and building your garage behind it? The tree so perfectly blocks the garage door that you might as well save your money and not have a garage at all… This makes us wonder just what’s going on inside said garage since there’s definitely not a car in there.
Perhaps it’s a gym? Maybe ita a spare room plus a playroom plus a guest room plus anywhere to escape your husband who planned, designed, and executed this. Someone really needs to cut that tree down soon.
Leaning Tower of... Jeez, is That Thing Stable?
We can just picture the owners claiming that this is not a fault in the house; they totally designed it to emulate the Leaning Tower of Pisa. Their neighbors politely smile and nod, but deep down, everyone knows this is the product of a renovation disaster.
At least living in a leaning home would keep life interesting, right? And besides, when money is short, and the world recession is knocking on the door, let's pretend we are in Pisa, and let's pretend we don't really need to travel as we have everything just outside our door. But then, the building collapses...
Stairs to Nowhere
Analyzing this photo and the staircase/ramp relationship is a wonderful exercise in making your brain hurt. Our best guess is that the initial plan was to allow the residents to enter the door using the staircase. However, in the middle of construction, they decided to slap a walkway over it (presumably), connecting it to another building on the opposite side. Whatever the cause, this pointless staircase makes you wonder how much you could trust the rest of the construction.
We assume this was a last-minute change of mind. Initially, the building was supposed to have a staircase. However, something made them change their mind, and they built a bridge instead. Haven't they heard of cleaning up the mess after that?
This Is Not Going To Work
Imagine having to raise enough money to hire a group of construction people to fit a railing, or, set up a hatch, or fit in a piece of brand-new furniture, only to come home to discover this. Not only have they rendered it defunct, but you now have one or two more problems added to your list than before you hired them.
You don’t know if you want to laugh out loud or berate them. Some dumb things can overwhelm you so much that you don’t exactly know how to react to the profound stupidity of it all. We hope this homeowner found a way!
We Can't Handle This
It shouldn't take a rocket scientist to work out the ramifications of this construction fail. When it comes to home security, having a front door that prevents people from breaking in is right up there on the list of top priorities. The whole point of a front door is to be a safe entry and exit for those who use it.
For some reason, this guy decided to install this handle onto the front door of his house. As you can see, it has a completely basic push/pull mechanism. There is no keyhole. There is no safety lock of any kind. There is no lever to pull down to actually open the darn thing. It's a recipe for all kinds of disasters.