Just when you thought you’ve seen everything there is to see at Walmart, you run into a satyr at the checkout counter. We know that Walmart is known for having every single item you can imagine, but finding this guy some pants that fit might be a stretch.
Hey, maybe he’ll even find some hoof-friendly socks and a pair of shoes to go with them! It seems that in this universe, there are fauns, minotaurs, and other ancient Greek mythological creatures. Walmart is the place where anything is possible; anyone can be found from any dimension, and tragedy and comedy happen all the time.
Mom Doesn't Know When to Stop
We don't know if it was her kids or her husband who had enough, but this woman definitely got on somebody's nerves. Whoever it was that did this is a genius. And absolutely hilarious. Next time don't be so judgmental, Mom. Or you're staying in the clothes section until further notice.
The real story behind this photo is that this lady had a real problem. She couldn't stop buying stuff. Plain and simple. So some vigilantes took it upon themselves to take matters into their own hands and tie her to this pillar. Ultimately, it was the right thing to do.
No One Can Ketchup With Her
Listen, the eye wants what the eye wants. And when you're in Walmart, you're going to see people with some very different tastes from you. There is no denying that Lay's Ketchup Chips are something of an acquired taste. But that doesn't mean that they don't have something of an audience.
Otherwise, they would have stopped producing them a long time ago. We think we might have discovered the biggest fan of this flavor during a recent visit to Walmart. A couple of bags just weren't enough. She needed to empty the entire shelf and even filled her shopping cart with just Ketchup Chips. Now that's impressive.
The New Plague Doctor
Back in the day, when there were terrible pandemics like the Black Death, there was a certain figure called the Plague Doctor. This person would walk around the neighborhoods, trying to attend to people in need. But their most distinctive characteristic was the long, scary-looking mask they would wear.
It was designed in a way to prevent them from inhaling any traces of the bubonic plague, while also having enough air to breathe inside it. They would also have garlic hanging from them, to combat terrible smells. It seems like this guy tried to bring the mask back into fashion during the most recent pandemic. And he wore it in Walmart, of all places.
All Twerk No Play
We assume that the sign at this entrance is referring to the music festival Bonnaroo. This Tennessee event sees thousands upon thousands of music fans flock from all over the country for some fantastic performances. But one popular destination for these fans has to be Walmart. After all, you need all of the bare essentials to be well prepared for your time at the "Roo."
These two ladies appear to be wearing the appropriate uniform for the festival. One of them even seems to be displaying a typical movement that is common now in this corner of the animal kingdom. We believe it's called "twerking."