Listen, there is no denying that the leader of Russia is a divisive figure, to say the very least. But that doesn’t mean that we need to urinate on the guy. This customer simply needed to go during his visit to the restroom in Walmart. Then, he discovered a photo of Putin in the urinal.
It was as if someone had deliberately planted him there as some kind of target for the local public. We’re sure that some customers would gladly unload on this guy. But just don’t tell good ol’ Vlad that you did this to his face. We don’t want to pee him off too much!
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People can sure get creative in the most unexpected places. And in the parking lots of Walmart, people can really get carried away with their creative impulses. If there are some shopping carts lying around, you can expect someone to either a) steal one, or b) make an abstract sculpture out of a couple of them.
This tower of shopping carts looks like something that someone would be proud of making during their time at Burning Man. We're trying to figure out what this even symbolizes. Is it supposed to represent retail as an empire? We have absolutely no idea.
The Strawberries That Broke the Shopping Carts' Back
Usually, staff at Walmart get suspicious when a customer buys a certain assortment of items or too many of the same thing. The reason for this is that they could be using whatever they're buying for nefarious purposes.
And while they didn't suspect that this guy was trying to build some kind of weapon of mass destruction that's fueled by strawberries, they had no idea why he needed so many of the same fruit. Sure, a couple of boxes seems reasonable - but a whole cart of those delicious red fruits? We think this guy is up to something sweet but sinister, nonetheless.
Oh Deer
While it's Walmart's policy that humans aren't allowed to bring animals into the store, there are no laws against animals from entering of their own volition. With that said, staff have a right and obligation to safely take animals out of the building if they end up in there. Over the years, many birds, dogs, cats, and wild animals, have broken into Walmart.
Sometimes they're looking for food. Other times they just want a warm place to sleep. And sometimes, they just end up in there by accident. Whatever the case might be here, this guy safely apprehended a young fawn before escorting it out of the building.
It's Fun to Shop at the...W-A-L-M-A-R-T!
Cops also need to shop at Walmart sometimes, you know! Whether they are there to arrest someone or simply to buy some gum, you will often find police officers in this iconic superstore. And while most cops generally dress conventionally, this one was caught well, not with his pants down, but we could have been fooled for a second.
Someone needs to politely go up to this officer and tell him that his shorts are, well, extremely short. The fact that he's also wearing those shades indoors makes it look like is one of the Village People! Maybe he's just on his way to a party.