While most pets aren’t allowed in Walmart, branches will often let customers bring in their emotional support pets. It seems like this guy’s source of emotional support is a lizard. And while this wouldn’t be our go-to species for emotional support, he does look pretty cute from this angle.
He looks like he’s whispering into his owner’s ear, “Hey man, everything’s going to be OK. I know you had no choice but to come to this terrible place, but I’m here with you every step of the way.” Yeah, that’s exactly what he said to him. At least, that’s what the guy heard.
Oh Deer
While it's Walmart's policy that humans aren't allowed to bring animals into the store, there are no laws against animals from entering of their own volition. With that said, staff have a right and obligation to safely take animals out of the building if they end up in there. Over the years, many birds, dogs, cats, and wild animals, have broken into Walmart.
Sometimes they're looking for food. Other times they just want a warm place to sleep. And sometimes, they just end up in there by accident. Whatever the case might be here, this guy safely apprehended a young fawn before escorting it out of the building.
It's Fun to Shop at the...W-A-L-M-A-R-T!
Cops also need to shop at Walmart sometimes, you know! Whether they are there to arrest someone or simply to buy some gum, you will often find police officers in this iconic superstore. And while most cops generally dress conventionally, this one was caught well, not with his pants down, but we could have been fooled for a second.
Someone needs to politely go up to this officer and tell him that his shorts are, well, extremely short. The fact that he's also wearing those shades indoors makes it look like is one of the Village People! Maybe he's just on his way to a party.
Bobcat Time
In certain parts of America, it's common to see bobcats in the wild. You might be on a hike and boom, there is one of those adorable, albeit pretty intimidating felines. But some crazy people will try to domesticate these bad boys and make them their pets.
While the owner of this bobcat obeyed Walmart's rules and didn't take him in with him, he did keep him on a leash in the back of his pickup truck. Now isn't that just one of the most Walmarty things you have ever seen? This stranger just couldn't help but give this random bobcat a little stroke.
A Nightmare in Walmart
If you have ever seen the film "A Nightmare on Elm Street," you already know the premise. A group of teenagers start getting stalked in their dreams by a terrifying, supernatural being with a glove that has knives for claws. While this guy probably isn't Freddy Krueger (predominantly because he doesn't have the glove), he still has the iconic striped sweater and the hat.
He fits the profile, for sure. You need to hope that cereal boxes don't start trying to kill you and that the aisle starts closing in on you. Just tell the nearest person to pinch you to make sure it's not a dream.