This man has taken his unique style to a whole new level with this look. You may be wondering what would cause someone to attach a fox tail to a regular pair of blue jeans and leave their house. We’re not so sure, but we admire his originality.
It takes a lot of courage to wear something out of the box in public. There is also the unlikely scenario where this guy’s parents happen to be a human and a raccoon who ended up doing the interspecies cha-cha. But the most likely case is what we previously mentioned. Prosthetic tail it is.
That Hair Though
We’re just as amazed as you are. There’s no way these dreadlocks didn’t make it into the Guinness World Book of Records for the world’s longest and thickest dreads. If not, the titleholder may have some serious competition. This style of hair has become more mainstream over the years.
They are not typically the most hygienic, but if you maintain them well, they can look pretty cool. It must have taken this person a lot of time and dedication to grow their dreads this long. To be honest, we are used to seeing a bunch of dreadlocks at once, not just one big, humungous deadlock all alone by itself.
Turtle Power!
At first glance, we had no idea what this guy was supposed to be dressed up as. What could he possibly be doing wearing these extremely tiny, green clothes while strolling down Walmart's stationary equipment aisle? Then we looked over to his shopping cart and it became a whole lot clearer.
He seems to have dressed up as one of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Yes, we still have no idea how those four separate words work together. And as far as we can see, this guy is no longer a teenager, he's definitely not a turtle, and he doesn't look anything like a ninja. Maybe he's a mutant of some kind.
Shopping or Hunting?
So many of us consider large cats to be our favorite animals. Whether you're a fan of the classic lion, or more in love with the tigers of India, everyone has a jungle cat they can call their favorite. This guy seems to like the white tiger the most.
But we are very perplexed by the setup of this tiger's head on his back. While he looks for jewelry for his wife, it's unclear if this head is part of his jacket, if it's some kind of weird backpack, or if it's just a peculiar accessory. Another question comes to mind - is this a real tiger head? We sure hope not.
Haired to Death
Let's face it - customers at Walmart come in all shapes and sizes and from all different backgrounds. You're just as likely to find a senior citizen rolling down the aisles in a mobility scooter as you are to see a bunch of teenagers playing pranks on poor passersby.
And then you might find people like this young lady, who seem to be struggling to carry all that hair on their shoulders. The man driving passed couldn't take his eyes off the lady, trying to figure out where the hair starts and where it ends. It kind of looks like a lion's mane, if we're going to be completely honest.