Because shopping at Walmart isn’t weird enough, this guy just decided to spice things up and dress up as Slender Man to go get his new video game. For those of you who still don’t know, Slender Man is a fictional, supernatural character that was created as a creepypasta internet meme.
And this guy just took it way too seriously. Seriously, buddy, the entertainment section is one of the best parts about going to Walmart, don’t block the entire video game aisle by just standing there freaking us out! How do you even ask someone like this to get out of your way?
Will You Take This Candy Ring?
There are plenty of fabulous spots in the world to propose to someone. It could be in front of the Eiffel Tower, on a tropical beach, or in the countryside. There are so many locations that people would consider to be a romantic place to confirm an engagement. One location that is extremely low down the list has to be Walmart.
We've heard that some people get married at The Mall of America, but to propose to a loved one in Walmart? That's a new one for us. And yet, this guy did just that. He bought a candy ring, got down on one knee, and asked for his girlfriend's hand in marriage...in the garden section, of all places!
Be Yourself, Even at Walmart
We don't know if this grandpa mistakenly went through his wife's closet and was so distracted he just wore one of her dresses and went out. Or, most likely, this is how this man chooses to dress, and it's important he feels comfortable, even for a small trip to Walmart! And we fully support it!
The hilarious thing about this pic is the guy wearing a cap. We can't figure out why he's in such shock. Because somebody actually snapped a picture of this old man? Or because of his utter surprise at seeing an older man in a dress at Walmart?
Goats Have Rights Too
Here's something you don't expect to see in the 'school supplies' section of Walmart. This woman either has insane separation anxiety when it comes to her goats, couldn't leave them alone because she has bigger animals that could eat them, or didn't wear her glasses and took a goat instead of the dog.
But weirdness aside, it is pretty cute that she's carrying that little goat around in a baby carrier. And the goat doesn't seem bothered at all. The guy is even carrying around a baby bag with a huge milk container for the goat! Seriously, though, we're used to seeing small dogs carried around like babies, little kids on leashes, and even cats walked around like dogs. But this?!
Kill Me Now
That's what we imagine the woman in the foreground of this photo is thinking to herself when she got caught on camera in this delightful line while waiting to buy her groceries. Walmart is a platform where some people feel they have cart-blanche to walk around in their swimwear.
Take, the lady in the middle, for example, who casually flaunts all of her stuff as she has a full-blown argument with her boyfriend over the phone. Unless this Walmart is situated next to a beach or a swimming pool, we don't think she has any right to dress this way in a superstore.