Here’s something you don’t expect to see in the ‘school supplies’ section of Walmart. This woman either has insane separation anxiety when it comes to her goats, couldn’t leave them alone because she has bigger animals that could eat them, or didn’t wear her glasses and took a goat instead of the dog.
But weirdness aside, it is pretty cute that she’s carrying that little goat around in a baby carrier. And the goat doesn’t seem bothered at all. The guy is even carrying around a baby bag with a huge milk container for the goat! Seriously, though, we’re used to seeing small dogs carried around like babies, little kids on leashes, and even cats walked around like dogs. But this?!
Be Yourself, Even at Walmart
We don't know if this grandpa mistakenly went through his wife's closet and was so distracted he just wore one of her dresses and went out. Or, most likely, this is how this man chooses to dress, and it's important he feels comfortable, even for a small trip to Walmart! And we fully support it!
The hilarious thing about this pic is the guy wearing a cap. We can't figure out why he's in such shock. Because somebody actually snapped a picture of this old man? Or because of his utter surprise at seeing an older man in a dress at Walmart?
Steer Clear of the Video Game Aisle
Because shopping at Walmart isn't weird enough, this guy just decided to spice things up and dress up as Slender Man to go get his new video game. For those of you who still don't know, Slender Man is a fictional, supernatural character that was created as a creepypasta internet meme.
And this guy just took it way too seriously. Seriously, buddy, the entertainment section is one of the best parts about going to Walmart, don't block the entire video game aisle by just standing there freaking us out! How do you even ask someone like this to get out of your way?
Kill Me Now
That's what we imagine the woman in the foreground of this photo is thinking to herself when she got caught on camera in this delightful line while waiting to buy her groceries. Walmart is a platform where some people feel they have cart-blanche to walk around in their swimwear.
Take, the lady in the middle, for example, who casually flaunts all of her stuff as she has a full-blown argument with her boyfriend over the phone. Unless this Walmart is situated next to a beach or a swimming pool, we don't think she has any right to dress this way in a superstore.
Guardians of the Walmart Galaxy
Our only explanation for this one is that the raccoon must be the guy's emotional support pet. We don't know that many people though that have raccoons as pets. So we're a little skeptical about this one. The way we look at this photo is as follows. It's like one of those "What If" episodes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
What if Peter Quill decided to move back to Earth after all of his adventures? And, what if he found a way to make Rocket a normal raccoon again and started taking him wherever he went? Yeah, this sounds totally plausible.