Our only explanation for this one is that the raccoon must be the guy’s emotional support pet. We don’t know that many people though that have raccoons as pets. So we’re a little skeptical about this one. The way we look at this photo is as follows. It’s like one of those “What If” episodes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe.
What if Peter Quill decided to move back to Earth after all of his adventures? And, what if he found a way to make Rocket a normal raccoon again and started taking him wherever he went? Yeah, this sounds totally plausible.
Goats Have Rights Too
Here's something you don't expect to see in the 'school supplies' section of Walmart. This woman either has insane separation anxiety when it comes to her goats, couldn't leave them alone because she has bigger animals that could eat them, or didn't wear her glasses and took a goat instead of the dog.
But weirdness aside, it is pretty cute that she's carrying that little goat around in a baby carrier. And the goat doesn't seem bothered at all. The guy is even carrying around a baby bag with a huge milk container for the goat! Seriously, though, we're used to seeing small dogs carried around like babies, little kids on leashes, and even cats walked around like dogs. But this?!
Kill Me Now
That's what we imagine the woman in the foreground of this photo is thinking to herself when she got caught on camera in this delightful line while waiting to buy her groceries. Walmart is a platform where some people feel they have cart-blanche to walk around in their swimwear.
Take, the lady in the middle, for example, who casually flaunts all of her stuff as she has a full-blown argument with her boyfriend over the phone. Unless this Walmart is situated next to a beach or a swimming pool, we don't think she has any right to dress this way in a superstore.
Enough, Grandma
This kid had enough and he's decided to rebel by using his head as a wedge to keep his grandma's shopping cart from moving! Kids hate going grocery shopping, as clearly seen in this photo. And who can blame them? As a kid, you just want the fridge to be stocked at all times, you couldn't care less how it got there.
But this grandma decided to go against all odds and take her grandson to Walmart, and honestly, kudos to this kid for coming up with such a 'creative' solution to his unbearable boredom. We sincerely don't have any problem with this photo.
Not the Ideal Place for a Self-Pedicure
While Walmart is primarily a place where people shop, it seems like people use this superstore for many other purposes. Some use it as a place to hang out with friends. Some use it to commit petty crimes. Some use it as a way to exercise (big it's huge). But we don't think we've ever seen someone use a counter in Walmart as a place to sit, until now.
Not only is that guy having a well-earned rest after walking around the store for a few hours, but he also seems to be doing some self-maintenance, specifically on his foot. If this isn't a recipe for a health and safety lawsuit, we don't know what is.