Back in the day, when there were terrible pandemics like the Black Death, there was a certain figure called the Plague Doctor. This person would walk around the neighborhoods, trying to attend to people in need. But their most distinctive characteristic was the long, scary-looking mask they would wear.
It was designed in a way to prevent them from inhaling any traces of the bubonic plague, while also having enough air to breathe inside it. They would also have garlic hanging from them, to combat terrible smells. It seems like this guy tried to bring the mask back into fashion during the most recent pandemic. And he wore it in Walmart, of all places.
He's Right
Some messages on hoodies just capture the essence of the person wearing them. And in Walmart, you a bound to learn a lot about the clientele simply based on what it says on their apparel. This guy simply couldn't help himself. Sure a white hoodie is nothing to write home about.
But the message on the back of it...sure, it rhymes. But it is so crude that we need to censor the final word. We'll let you use your imagination to figure out what it says. Just don't start reading it out loud if you see him on the streets.
All Twerk No Play
We assume that the sign at this entrance is referring to the music festival Bonnaroo. This Tennessee event sees thousands upon thousands of music fans flock from all over the country for some fantastic performances. But one popular destination for these fans has to be Walmart. After all, you need all of the bare essentials to be well prepared for your time at the "Roo."
These two ladies appear to be wearing the appropriate uniform for the festival. One of them even seems to be displaying a typical movement that is common now in this corner of the animal kingdom. We believe it's called "twerking."
Satyr Saturday at Walmart
Just when you thought you've seen everything there is to see at Walmart, you run into a satyr at the checkout counter. We know that Walmart is known for having every single item you can imagine, but finding this guy some pants that fit might be a stretch.
Hey, maybe he'll even find some hoof-friendly socks and a pair of shoes to go with them! It seems that in this universe, there are fauns, minotaurs, and other ancient Greek mythological creatures. Walmart is the place where anything is possible; anyone can be found from any dimension, and tragedy and comedy happen all the time.
No One Can Ketchup With Her
Listen, the eye wants what the eye wants. And when you're in Walmart, you're going to see people with some very different tastes from you. There is no denying that Lay's Ketchup Chips are something of an acquired taste. But that doesn't mean that they don't have something of an audience.
Otherwise, they would have stopped producing them a long time ago. We think we might have discovered the biggest fan of this flavor during a recent visit to Walmart. A couple of bags just weren't enough. She needed to empty the entire shelf and even filled her shopping cart with just Ketchup Chips. Now that's impressive.