We don’t know if it was her kids or her husband who had enough, but this woman definitely got on somebody’s nerves. Whoever it was that did this is a genius. And absolutely hilarious. Next time don’t be so judgmental, Mom. Or you’re staying in the clothes section until further notice.
The real story behind this photo is that this lady had a real problem. She couldn’t stop buying stuff. Plain and simple. So some vigilantes took it upon themselves to take matters into their own hands and tie her to this pillar. Ultimately, it was the right thing to do.
Satyr Saturday at Walmart
Just when you thought you've seen everything there is to see at Walmart, you run into a satyr at the checkout counter. We know that Walmart is known for having every single item you can imagine, but finding this guy some pants that fit might be a stretch.
Hey, maybe he'll even find some hoof-friendly socks and a pair of shoes to go with them! It seems that in this universe, there are fauns, minotaurs, and other ancient Greek mythological creatures. Walmart is the place where anything is possible; anyone can be found from any dimension, and tragedy and comedy happen all the time.
No One Can Ketchup With Her
Listen, the eye wants what the eye wants. And when you're in Walmart, you're going to see people with some very different tastes from you. There is no denying that Lay's Ketchup Chips are something of an acquired taste. But that doesn't mean that they don't have something of an audience.
Otherwise, they would have stopped producing them a long time ago. We think we might have discovered the biggest fan of this flavor during a recent visit to Walmart. A couple of bags just weren't enough. She needed to empty the entire shelf and even filled her shopping cart with just Ketchup Chips. Now that's impressive.
Toilet Paper Train
We all know what it's like to walk out of the bathroom with a piece of toilet stuck to your shoe. But this is a bit hard not to notice. There are some things better left unsaid because really, there is no way to avoid embarrassing this woman if you told her she has a huge piece of toilet paper for a dress train.
Just look at how blissfully unaware she is looking for the right shade of blush. If it wasn't for the safety hazard of this woman tripping on the toilet paper and falling on her face, we'd say it's better for her to go on living her life without ever knowing this happened. But we really hope someone told her.
Forgot Something?
It's perfectly normal to see many shoppers in Walmart walking around the store with a kid (or two) enjoying a joyride in the shopping cart. After all, they can normally fit quite easily in there, so why not? Of course, the more items you add to the cart, the more urgent it is to take the child out of it.
But in this photo, it appears that the mother might have forgotten that her daughter was still sitting in there, even after filling it to the brim with her groceries. We're not sure if the girl is laughing at how ridiculous this is, or if she is desperately trying to get some air as the bags crush her tiny lungs. We really hope it's the former.