We applaud this store’s willingness to help its customers above and beyond, but really, guys? We don’t think adult people need a demonstration on how to use a toilet. And if they do, it sounds like they have bigger problems to handle.
Also, if someone were to ask for a demonstration, how would it go down? Personally, we would be very tempted to ask just to see what happens.
Very Good Advice
In all fairness, it is probably best to remove the child from the clothing before throwing it in the washing machine. Especially since we're talking about a "size 3 to 4 years"! Not that throwing anyone, at any age, in a washing machine would be any better.
The most worrying thing about this label is that this doesn't seem to be a grammar mistake or a question of a missing letter or punctuation. Did they really mean to write the word "child" there?!
The Best Nation in the Nation!
And this is precisely why America is "the best country in the nation," because not only is America a country, and not an entire continent, but it is also the best country within one country!
Bravo guys! We sincerely advise brushing up on your geography and grammar lessons. To avoid next time's marketing fail. Though it seems this time the fail is in the education system.
Poor Nemo
We're not sure what we think about this one! On the one hand, it could be considered a marketing fail — we wouldn't recommend this place if you're looking for a nice "Fish & Chips" place to take your Nemo-loving kids. And if you do, at least cover their eyes on the way in!
On the other hand, we do have to give them points for creativity. If you're over the age of 12, you're sure to have a big laugh with this one.
Do They Have Your Attention?
To spice things up, we put in a marketing mastermind! Whoever made this sign is a marketing genius. It is simply fantastic. Obviously, the person that was responsible for the restaurant’s publicity knew what they were doing. They know that putting up this word in the joint’s main window is undoubtedly going to make every passerby stop.
And even if they don’t end up eating there, they will surely remember the place. Now that they have your attention, why not eat there?