This clothing store should call someone to check on their lighting situation because we’re not sure what kind of people it’s going to attract as a “Swearhouse.” It sounds like a perfect place to blow off some steam. Also, the suits in the window class up the joint, so you know you’re going to be mixing with some high-class clientele while doing your swearing.
Hey mister, just because bad words are allowed doesn’t mean this is a shabby place. You know what? Maybe they should leave the lights as it is. There seem to be a lot of exciting business opportunities at Swearhouse.
Do They Have Your Attention?
To spice things up, we put in a marketing mastermind! Whoever made this sign is a marketing genius. It is simply fantastic. Obviously, the person that was responsible for the restaurant’s publicity knew what they were doing. They know that putting up this word in the joint’s main window is undoubtedly going to make every passerby stop.
And even if they don’t end up eating there, they will surely remember the place. Now that they have your attention, why not eat there?
Mixed Signals
We feel like this sign is sending us mixed signals. It's hard to understand if it wants us to come or to go. It says that they are closed but then it's inviting us to come in and use our credit card. So, which one is it?
This whole experience is extremely frustrating and it kinda reminds us of what dating feels like, and we really did not need to be reminded of that.
Christmas Bazaar!
This was a lovely idea to raise some money for a worthy cause, but something got jumbled along the way. Although we all wish we could eradicate childhood diabetes, getting into fistfights with young sufferers is probably not the way to do it.
The point they wanted to make is obvious, but they really should have had someone else look this over before they rushed out to print signs. On a more positive note, a Christmas bazaar and craft show sounds lovely and an excellent place to get some holiday shopping done!
Starbucks Ain’t Got Nothing on Them
We are intrigued. Good for TireDiscounters for trolling the Pumpkin Spice Latte phenomenon and reminding us all that there is more to life than a warm and delicious PSL.
The new trend this fall is PSR, and frankly, it’s time for a change. Though you could take Pumpkin Spice Rubber to a completely different place, in which case, you've got yourself a marketing fail!