By the looks of it, this woman will be in dire need of some assistance. Her leather pants are so tight she wouldn’t be able to bend over to pick up her favorite Fruitella flavor. Next time she has errands to run, we’re sure she’ll be throwing on a pair of sweatpants instead of putting these on.
We can’t help but wonder if, after this photo was taken, she actually considered bending down to see if any of the lower-hanging varieties were worth the risk of ripping these up.
When Plaid Is Life
This beautiful woman looks like she hopped out of the shower, grabbed the first thing she could find, and ran to the supermarket to...um, sniff a bar of chocolate? We're all about the perfect photo op, but this one went a little overboard in our opinion.
Not to mention her boyfriend is probably looking for his favorite shirt! We wish someone looked at us the way she's looking at this chocolate!
What? You've Never Seen a Pet Lizard Before?
We're sure you've seen people walking around with their pet dogs in the supermarket. In fact, you may even have seen someone walking around with a parrot on their shoulder. We've seen some weird stuff in our day, but never have we seen anyone walk around with a lizard in their arms.
This woman's obedient reptile is so perfectly placed it looks like she's walking around with a baby.
Brighter Than the Sun
We hope this quick Walmart run was for the following: aloe vera, moisturizing lotion, sunscreen, and something to wear. On second thought, the sunscreen may be a little unnecessary at this point. It would be easier just to put some clothes on.
For us, seeing someone dressed like this in the middle of the store is not something you see every day. However, this girl is trotting along with not one care in the world!
The Human Fish-Tank
What does one do with a water jug once everyone's done with the water? You turn it into a human fish tank, that's what you do! This man's new face armor is so hardcore he can't seem to see through it to count his money correctly.
This is germaphobia at its finest. The only problem is when you're entirely shielded, it's hard to manage your way around the market.