We hope this quick Walmart run was for the following: aloe vera, moisturizing lotion, sunscreen, and something to wear. On second thought, the sunscreen may be a little unnecessary at this point. It would be easier just to put some clothes on.
For us, seeing someone dressed like this in the middle of the store is not something you see every day. However, this girl is trotting along with not one care in the world!
What? You've Never Seen a Pet Lizard Before?
We're sure you've seen people walking around with their pet dogs in the supermarket. In fact, you may even have seen someone walking around with a parrot on their shoulder. We've seen some weird stuff in our day, but never have we seen anyone walk around with a lizard in their arms.
This woman's obedient reptile is so perfectly placed it looks like she's walking around with a baby.
Off-Brand
By the looks of it, this woman will be in dire need of some assistance. Her leather pants are so tight she wouldn't be able to bend over to pick up her favorite Fruitella flavor. Next time she has errands to run, we're sure she'll be throwing on a pair of sweatpants instead of putting these on.
We can't help but wonder if, after this photo was taken, she actually considered bending down to see if any of the lower-hanging varieties were worth the risk of ripping these up.
The Human Fish-Tank
What does one do with a water jug once everyone's done with the water? You turn it into a human fish tank, that's what you do! This man's new face armor is so hardcore he can't seem to see through it to count his money correctly.
This is germaphobia at its finest. The only problem is when you're entirely shielded, it's hard to manage your way around the market.
Prehistoric Party!
It looks like someone is about to have the party of a lifetime, and we weren't invited. We're not bitter, just a little upset that no one thought of inviting us to this dinosaur party.
Shopping in this costume seems pretty impossible, so kudos to this guy for managing to get everything he needed for his get-together! We'd clap our hands, but that might be in poor taste as the T-Rex might think we're making fun of his short arms.