Please meet Fred. Fred is the child behaviors supervisor at Walmart. He is there to ensure no spoiled child throws a tantrum, disobeys their parents, or ‘accidentally’ unwraps a candy bar before paying.
Walmart wanted to avoid children being seriously terrified by the sheriff. They decided to put a small hat on his head so that the children could relate. If you ask us, the children will be terrified by Fred regardless of the size of his hat.
Little Red Riding Hood
Even though he probably got his fair share of looks at the supermarket, this cute old man still decided to wear what he wanted and be himself. And we love him for it. Besides, that is a very modest and proper red dress, not to mention his carefully done ponytail and cute little black shoes.
Something tells us he even took his time to carefully choose the pair of earrings he was going to wear. And those electric blue socks too!
It's Called Fashion
Ever heard of waiting to put on your show's costume only when starting the show? We're all in favor of modern-day, hip fashion, but this is just wrong. And probably extremely uncomfortable to walk in.
We find it very hard to believe that this guy managed to get any of his shopping done wearing this. He can only be grateful for online delivery and takeaway.
Enough Is Enough
By the look of it, the guy or girl hiding in this airless and suffocating unicorn costume has had a little too much liquid down their throat. How else would you explain this next outrageous shopper?
Two minutes before this photo was taken, the unicorn was standing on the other side of the aisle, trying to get hold of its daily loot.
Color Matching Before Anything Else
Sometimes you pay so much attention and importance to one thing you unintentionally neglect other important issues, which, looking back, should have been treated otherwise.
Take this lady, for example. The only thing she had on her mind was matching the color of her pants to her shoes, not thinking at all about what she would end up looking like.