Costco is the last place you want to go dressed up like an adult Greek goddess. When we think of it, there is no place in the entire world you would want to be found in this.
Now, if this woman had bought that dress in a size that fits her body, we could have (maybe) lived with it. But clearly, the dress is about two sizes too small. We do appreciate the commitment to the theme with her choice of footwear.
Money Laundering
According to what people had to say after seeing this phenomenon on Instagram, this woman was either coming back from or on her way to Walmart. What other parking lot would you find such fashion choices in?
The jokes and comments that followed made us giggle. One wrote, "The buck stops here!" but the best comment was, " Washing those clothes is pure money laundering." Hillarious!
Only in LA
This can only be seen in LA. What other excuse could they be for coming across something like this? LA is the only place where everyone and everything are acceptable. Well, LA and everywhere else during Halloween.
This photo was not taken during Halloween though, so it must be in LA. Apart from the questionable meggings (men-leggings, FYI), we wouldn't suggest wearing a pure clean white outfit like this to the grocery store. You never know which two-year-old throwing a tantrum with a carton of juice in their hand you might bump into.
No Excuse
We are trying not to be horrible here, but we are finding it very difficult to keep our thoughts to ourselves. Are these two friends? Sisters? It's hard to say. Either way, someone must stand up and say something.
It's simple language comprehension: they are called "underwear" because you wear them UNDER your clothes. Once it's not completely covered by whatever it is you chose to wear, you are denying them their god-given right to do their job. We all know what happens when you deny rights, right? You get strangers at the supermarket taking pictures of you.
The Wrong Aisle, Bride
This bride has told herself a million times that nothing — nothing — is going to ruin her big day. And if the caterer calls on her wedding day and says he is low on Champagne, then she will stop at Costco on the way to the chapel.
If this is not the case, and there is plenty of bubbly for the guests, then someone has to tell this bride that she is walking down the wrong aisle.